Lyrics

Halloween Stew

If it makes a little groan or a splat
Just throw it in this great big vat
If it honks or it squeals it’ll make a good meal
Or maybe a lunchtime snack

Have you ever seen such a dreadful sight?
It’s green, purple and brown
We hope you’ve got a big appetite
‘Cause there’s plenty to go around

If it bumps In the night, we’ll throw it all in
If it doesn’t taste right, don’t say anything
Have another helping until it’s all gone
‘Cause it’s Halloween Stew for everyone
Halloween Stew for everyone!

If it wiggles, walks or swims
It’ll make it such a tasty blend
So pick up the ladle when you come to the table
Fill your bowl up to the brim

Have you ever seen such a dreadful sight?
It’s the ugliest brew around
We hope you’ve got a big appetite
‘Cause there’s plenty to go around

If it bumps In the night, we’ll throw it all in
If it doesn’t taste right, don’t say anything
Have another helping until it’s all gone
‘Cause it’s Halloween Stew for everyone
Halloween Stew for everyone!

It floats, it foams, it smells like goats
It brings such tears to my eyes
You’ve never ever seen a recipe like this
Get ready for a big surprise!

If it bumps In the night, we’ll throw it all in
If it doesn’t taste right, don’t say anything
Have another helping until it’s all gone
‘Cause it’s Halloween Stew for everyone

If it bumps In the night, we’ll throw it all in
If it doesn’t taste right, don’t say anything
Have another helping until it’s all gone
‘Cause it’s Halloween Stew for everyone
Halloween Stew for everyone
It’s Halloween Stew for everyone!